DONKEY: Man, what are you talking about? DONKEY: Oh, OK. All right, cool. I know you never get a second chance at a first impression, but, well, what do you think? I just wish I could be the man you deserve. Youre behaving like a. Some gender-confused wolf telling him that his princess--. We were just leaving. SHREK: Well, well, well, Donkey. Scorching desert! Charming grabs the wand from Puss and throws it to Godmother. Charming takes off his helmet, revealing himself to be the narrator's voice. I already have a true love. Godmother flings the pig into the open window of some woman. Oh, no ogres! Weve got company! DONKEY: We cant be lost! I would think youd be happy for me. I was actually hoping you might join me for a morning hunt. Im blind! HAROLD: Sorry! HAROLD: Shall we say 7:30 by the old oak? Dont you remember when we were young? Aagh! DONKEY: Thats right! Shrek 2/Transcript < Shrek 2 View src Transcript Prince Charming: Once upon a time in a kingdom far far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. To live happily ever after. Donkey looks back and Jerome and the worker run off. Harold is pouring tea into two cups on a tray. I never should have rescued her from that tower in the first place. Ume-everything is accounted for, Fairy Godmother. GODMOTHER: Ogres dont live happily. 181295884. You could at least give them a chance. SHREK: Midnight! Harold and Shrek tug over the pig in the middle of the table, accidentally sending it flying upwards. Shrek, this is a bad idea. O-otherwise Im up all night. 0 references. DONKEY: Hey! Godmother steps out the balcony and flies away in the pink carriage with Kyle driving. Later, they reach a sign that reads "700 miles to Far Away". (Singing) Aint no stoppin us now! DONKEY: Hey man, you wanna get your fine Corinthian footwear and your cat cheeks out of my face? Not me. A bridge from the main land connects to an island. CHARMING: He alone would climb to the highest room of the tallest tower to enter the princesss chambers, cross the room to her sleeping silhouette, pull back the gossamer curtains to find her--. Puss reaches back for his hat just before the gate slams down. SHREK: We are definitely not in the swamp anymore. imported from Wikimedia project. They bore me to tears. Crowds of people are gathered by the red carpet as celebrities walk down it. While theyre not looking we could make a run for it. Harold looks distracted. He sniffs it and shows the camera. SHREK: Donkey, you have the right to remain silent! ISAN. Thanks for waiting. DONKEY: A stallion, baby! Lets crash this party! - FAR FAR AWAY PALACE. Directed by Andrew Adamson, Kelly Asbury, and Conrad Vernon. - FAR FAR AWAY PALACE. SHREK: Midnight?! Come on, little kitty. Isnt it all wonderful! DONKEY: Wow! Edit Edit source History Talk (0) Seagull Seal Crab Shark Octopus Seahorse Jellyfish Whale Eel Penguin Polar Bear Walrus Categories . DONKEY: Let me go!! GODMOTHER: If you really love heryoull let her go. NARRATOR: Will they get away with it? Harold pulls the lobster towards himself, Shrek does the same with the turkey. Donkey sighs. Contents 1 Join Us after the Program 2 Transcript 2.1 Sora, Donald and Goofy go back to Shrek's house with some friends 2.2 Shrek and Donald want to stay 2.3 Are we there yet? Explore. Theres only one fella who can handle a job like that, and, franklyhe don't like to be disturbed. The book opens revealing a picture of lovely princess running over a field with a fairy-tale castle in the background. ] Donkey walks over to a fish bowl. He walks out to the balcony and shuts the doors behind him. They kiss in the moonlight, transitioning to Shrek scoops Fiona about in his arms and walks to the door of his home. HAROLD: So, I suppose any grandchildren I could expect from you would be--. Ladies! DONKEY: That Shrek is a rascally devil. Shrek leans in to kiss Fiona, but she gently stops him with her hand. HAROLD: Yes, he is a bitdifferent, but people change for the ones they love. Suddenly they are in a spacious room. I thought that question was directed at me. Shrek knocks on the front door of a bakery. Puss climbs on top of his head and grabs it. Neither Harold nor Lillian appear to be approving. Right. Ah. DONKEY: Oh, no. Look, guys. Head em up! I ain't never got over that. CHARMING: I shall rend his head from his shoulders! DONKEY & PUSS: Her lips are devil red / And her skins the color of mocha / She will wear you out / Living la vida loca, DONKEY & PUSS: Shell push and pull you down / Living la vida loca / She will wear you out / Living la vida loca / Living la vida loca / Shell push and pull you down / Living la vida loca / Her lips are devil red / And her skins the color of mocha / She will wear you out / Living la vida loca / Living la vida loca / Living la vida loca / Living la vida loca. The king offered me much in gold and I have a litter of brothers. Well, lets explore that, shall we? Shrek and Fiona step outside of the house. The carriage door is opened and Sleeping Beauty falls onto the carpet, still sleeping. GODMOTHER: Oh, sweet pea! Donkey runs back to Shrek and the door shuts. DONKEY: But this is taking forever, Shrek. Shrek drinks the rest of the potion. Lots and lots of flour. Shrek, Fionawill you accept an old frogs apologies and my blessing? He enters the Dragon's Keep. It is a sequel to the previous film . Shrek grabs the bottle. SHREK: Sorry to barge in like this but uh--. GODMOTHER: A pinch of passion. And throughout the land, everyone was happy. We both acted like ogres. Later, Shrek has some dwarves forge Fiona's wedding ring. Buy em drinks! Gingy pulls at his pink thong and lets it slap back. PUSS: And take it from me, Boss. Shrek 2: Original Motion Picture Score is the film score to the 2004 animated feature, Shrek 2, the sequel to the Academy Award winner Shrek. Harold sets the tray down on the window sill. She pulls out a book titled "Cinderella". SHREK: Aye. HAROLD: Darling? JEROME: [sighs] Yes, Fairy Godmother. DONKEY: Head em up! DONKEY: You do now. Donkeys dont purr. POLICE BRUTALITY!!!!! I dont think you realize that our daughter has married a monster! GODMOTHER: Oh! Puss leaps from guard to guard, battling them off with his sword. SHREK: Yeah?..Oh! But inside youre the still same old, mean, salty. SHREK: Good! Im Im. . The workers are all elves wearing white hazmat suits. Three women are sitting beside him, and one of them is holding Puss in her arms. Jerome turns the speaker to face the other way. The dynamites' explosion blows off the grate. DONKEY: Oh come on, Shrek, dont feel bad. They are now riding in the rain over rocky terrain. HAROLD: Lets not be rash, darling. DONKEY: But, no more wallowing in the mud? SHREK: Welllook out, princess. SHREK: Quit messing around! 0 references. Harold and Lillian tend to Fiona, who they have tucked into bed. You workin' that hat! JOAN: Everyone whos anyone has turned out to honor Princess Fiona and Prince Shrek and, oh my, the outfits look gorgeous! CHARMING: I mean, how charming can I be when I have to pretend Im that dreadful ogre? Larry: Wow. Shrek pushes Fiona out of the way and to the ground. Theyre not like that. DONKEY: ltll be better in the morning. After a brief silence, Fiona goes up to hug Lillian and Harold. The three are dropped down onto the floor of the cell. From behind him, Godmother's carriage floats up to the balcony and Godmother opens the door. DONKEY: And lets face it. DONKEY: What do you mean, "not on the list"? We need a little time, you know, to be together. DONKEY: Im sorry, too. GODMOTHER: Lets see. You cannot make me cry! Whether your parents like it or not I am an ogre! But if you come by the office, well be glad to make you a personal appointment. Just tell me where I can find this ogre. Shrek looks up as the guards pour down more liquid onto Mongo. SHREK: Tell her, Shrek--Im her husband, Shrek! SHREK: Ah thats okay. GODMOTHER: wave of my magic wand! A man with a box of doves gets ready to open it. Oh, I should lighten up?! To the castle! Everybody wins. GODMOTHER: Your worries will vanish, your soul will cleanse / Confide in your very own furniture friends. Where are you going? Shrek looks up to see the back of Harold who is talking with Doris. They break into a giant gingerbread house and stay night. SHREK: What? Ill watch that wicked witch come and whammy zammy a world of hurt all up your backside. Shrek picks up a toy princess that resembles Fiona and it speaks. Charming hugs Fiona, who hesitantly obliges him. DONKEY: Wait, wait, wait! Help; in: Transcripts, DreamWorks Transcripts, Shrek Transcripts. GODMOTHER: (in disbelief) Your husband? He is surprised by a knock at the door, and sets the diary down. Harold tosses a small sack onto the table. Oh[laughs] No ogres! Id give anything to have him back. Make yourself useful and go keep watch. Shrek: Just eat your goobers and shut your gob, okay? DONKEY: Hey, man, this dont feel right. Mongo starts to giggle and follow Donkey. Puss and Donkey start singing "Livin' La Vida Loca" by Ricky Martin. Shrek 2 (2004) Full Cast & Crew See agents for this cast & crew on IMDbPro Directed by Writing Credits (in credits order) Produced by Music by Harry Gregson-Williams Film Editing by Mike Andrews Sim Evan-Jones Casting By Leslee Feldman Production Design by Art Direction by Steve Pilcher Costume Design by Isis Mussenden Production Management Another group of fleeing elves are turned into doves. Shrek sits down on a nearby rock, looking down. A ray of light shines down on a leather-bound storybook. So, um how about. The Happily Ever After Potion! B. Bartok the Magnificent (1999)/Transcript. SHREK: Quick! until the sun went down and they saw that their daughter was cursed with a frightful enchantment that took hold each and every night. You still look like a noble steed to me. Fiona demonstrates that the bowl he ate from is for washing his hands. Upon hearing this news Shrek looks uneasy, while Fiona is smiling. SHREK: Well, theres some fine print for you! Lets go, Shrek! Get us out of here! Things seem bad because its dark and rainy and Fionas father hired a sleazy hitman to whack you. PRICILLA: Well, hi there! An American Tail/Transcript An American Tail: Fievel Goes West/Transcript An American Tail: The Mystery of the Night Monster/Transcript An American Tail: The Treasure of Manhattan Island/Transcript An Extremely Goofy Movie/Transcript Anastasia (1997)/Transcript Angels in the Outfield (1994)/Transcript Category:Animated Transcripts Charming continues through the abandoned castle and reaches the princess's tower. Thats something no amount of potion will ever change. Tell the truth, will I ever play the violin again? Hansel and Gretel skip down the carpet hand in hand, tossing bread crumbs along their path. ANNOUNCER: Well, the abs are fab and its gluteus to the maximus here at tonights Far, Far Away Royal Ball Blowout! She starts singing the song "Holding Out for a Hero". Its all right! She braces herself and Donkey makes the popping noise again. 2.4 King Harold vs. Shrek and Donald 2.5 Shrek and Donald's Lament Godmother zaps her wand at Shrek and Fiona. Up one floor from Fiona's room, Harold stands at a balcony. The furniture starts to animate and move around. Shrek 2 was the inevitable 2004 sequel to the DreamWorks Animation Breakthrough Hit Shrek.. Shrek pulls out the business card he took from Fairy Godmother earlier. A handsome prince. The chef and a host of servers enter the room with dinner, including a whole turkey , lobster, and a pig. HAROLD: WellI guess I gave her the wrong tea. I can whinny! Daycare or dragon-guarded castle?! How bout a side of sugar for the steed? HAROLD: (screaming) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im melting! The three walk through a door next to the receptionist. Dont you want to see your wife? DONKEY: Aha! JILL: "Shrek"? He takes off his hat and sheathes his sword. The clerk hands her their order in a bad, and then a large battle-axe. I will smite him where he stands! Well take care of everything. And again. Fiona runs out of her room to do the same. The wand bounces on the ground and activates. HAROLD: Im sorry, Lillian. SHREK: Maybe it doesnt work on donkeys. DONKEY: It looks like you most certainly am are! SHREK: Thanks, but weve got all the happiness we need. LILLIAN: I think, Harold, youre taking this a little too personally. Fiona is fast asleep while Shrek is awake, tossing and turning. There you are. You have engaged my valuable servicesyour Majesty. She is not in. Godmother turns into bubbles for her death. Ho-ho-ho-oh, shoot! Categories The room is completely dark, except for the moonlight shining through a window. Shrek groans. DONKEY: foul, angry ogre you always been. Youd be surprised how much I changed for your mother. Donkey sighs. [clears throat] "Dearest Princess Fiona. Larry: Aw, I forgive . The crowd gasps. Shrek chuckles nervously. Great soup, Mrs Q. Mmm! CHARMING: in all the land. Whoo! HAROLD: Sorry. His name is Mongo, and Shrek and Gingy are riding on his shoulders. The band accompanies them. My donkey senses are tingling all over. Withjusta. A similar bright light flashes in Fiona's room before fading. CHARMING: Ah--do you think so? It stops and cowers. HAROLD: Well, Im afraid Fiona isnt reallywarming up to Prince Charming. By the way. Shrek notices a set of doors at the other end of the room with a sign above that reads "Potion Room". The castle is guarded and there is a moat and everything! Godmother looks surprised to see Shrek. Shrek gestures to piles of mail stacked on a stool and potted plants that have withered away. GODMOTHER: You see we made a deal, Harold, and I assume you dont want me to go back on my part. Is it on? Its whats best. I mean, you might find you like this new Shrek. Fiona looks at Charming with surprise, and then with affection. What you talking about? Decaf. Imtrotting! Do you want me to pack for you? Shrek 2 (Trailer) Prince Charming: Once upon a time, there was a handsome prince. HAROLD: I only did that because I love her! PUSS:Hey! Chains dangle from the ceiling which attach to their shackles, keeping them suspended above the floor. DONKEY: Oh, God! A good use for your mouth. The potion splashes over a cage of two geese and turns them into ballerinas. Everythings gonna be--. Harold and Lillian look on with concern. Look at what hes done to you. GODMOTHER: And what does he find? [giggles] Naughty! FIONA: Uh, you did! SHREK: I just really need to make things work with this guy. To both of you. I know. SHREK: No, no. FIONA: Change? The carriage hits a bump and Donkey screams behind them. / Have a bichon fris! SHREK: It says, "Beauty Divine." Mamas working. Shrek 2/Transcript; Flushed Away/Transcript; Antz/Transcript; Community. I climbed to the highest room of the tallest tower-. Puss purrs and Shrek marvels at his cuteness. 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